You know how mushrooms just come out of nowhere? Yeah, those kind of friends. They just show up when they need something from you. And when they’re done with whatever they needed at that moment, they would either forget you exist, embarrass you in public, or talk shit behind your back. I mean, is it really necessary for you to backstab all your friends? Ughh. I hate those kind of people. Or maybe I don’t. Hate is such an understatement for what I feel about them. I despise them, I can’t even put to words how much I do. You know what’s worse? I’m the kind of girl who doesn’t like hurting other peoples’ feelings. So I’ll have to put up with their mushroom-ness every day and act like I’m naive enough not to notice what they’re doing. What can I do to make them vanish — at least from my life?
i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
(Source: sighvevo)
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
